Not an Englishman now in video edition (and in colours)!

Not an Englishman became NaE S01! It's a combination of new year's resolutions and a long term wish to do something (anything at all pretty much). So the blog - which will hopefully now be more frequent - is joined by a YouTube channel and a weekly episode. I will try and epxlore the interesting … Continue reading Not an Englishman now in video edition (and in colours)!

Postponing the procrastination

There's not many things I'm extremely good at. Not a fact to be proud of, I know. A fact to be even less proud of is that one of the things on this list is procrastinating. If you could make money out of procrastinating I probably wouldn't make a penny constantly postponing procrastination. I just … Continue reading Postponing the procrastination

Dear Britons, Her Majesty and Her Royal immigrants.

A British guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a coffee. The Polish waitress returns with his flat white and a polite smile. 'What are you smiling about,' says the British guy, 'You're leaving soon anyway.' His mistress seems quite entertained by his answer as their laughter immediately erases poor Agnieszka's smile. … Continue reading Dear Britons, Her Majesty and Her Royal immigrants.

Hi, my name is Maj and I’m an addict.

And the worst thing is that I’m addicted to stuff that doesn’t really exist in the physical world. Well, that’s basically the description of any addiction really. People don’t do coke because blowing white powder up your nose feels so incredibly good but because of what happens in your brain after you do it. And … Continue reading Hi, my name is Maj and I’m an addict.

Nope, THIS is the best gift ever

Though sadly once you read this the surprise is over for you. Well you still get to be the one sending it and observing the priceless reactions.As all great things it all started with an idea, grew into a crowdfunding startup and became a Mysterious Package Company. They wanted to make ordinary mail interesting again … Continue reading Nope, THIS is the best gift ever