Dear Britons, Her Majesty and Her Royal immigrants.

A British guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a coffee. The Polish waitress returns with his flat white and a polite smile. 'What are you smiling about,' says the British guy, 'You're leaving soon anyway.' His mistress seems quite entertained by his answer as their laughter immediately erases poor Agnieszka's smile. … Continue reading Dear Britons, Her Majesty and Her Royal immigrants.

So there’s this thing about the English

I take it my civil duty as an immigrant to have a go at the Brits and the stereotypes about them. After all this is something they taught us at our English lessons at school. There’s one thing that makes way more sense to me than before coming to the island: The Pythons. Not in … Continue reading So there’s this thing about the English

Shaken & Stirred

So they lived happily ever after and made love every Wednesday and Saturday. And there was much rejoicing. Just thought I might try beginning with an ending for a change. And since that went quite well I can carefree jump to the second part. As boldly stated in the small print above I am an … Continue reading Shaken & Stirred