A British guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a coffee. The Polish waitress returns with his flat white and a polite smile. 'What are you smiling about,' says the British guy, 'You're leaving soon anyway.' His mistress seems quite entertained by his answer as their laughter immediately erases poor Agnieszka's smile. … Continue reading Dear Britons, Her Majesty and Her Royal immigrants.
Oh so peaceful and quiet.
Having professional equipment doesn't make you a professional. It just makes you a person with professional equipment.
Not quite sure who's shooting who.
Spying over the hedge.
For one has to kneel in front of the king.
So they lived happily ever after and made love every Wednesday and Saturday. And there was much rejoicing. Just thought I might try beginning with an ending for a change. And since that went quite well I can carefree jump to the second part. As boldly stated in the small print above I am an … Continue reading Shaken & Stirred